‘I didn’t even want a cat’: Person who did not want cats gets chosen by not one, not two, but five whole cats via the cat distribution system, and they have never been happier

You know what is unfair? The fact that we are here, have been here, waiting to be chosen by the cat distribution system again for so many years, and it has not happened to us. We have been waiting and praying and hoping, but no. All the cats seem to be going to the people who don't want cats. And that's just. the most cat thing that the cat distribution system could ever do. So, we suppose that we cannot be mad about it. And still, it seems to be true. Cats choose people who hate cats all the time, and they choose people who don't want cats like- literally all the time. This person who "didn't even want a cat" got chosen by the system not once, not twice, not even three times, but five. Five whole times, this person got chosen by cats, and yes, we are so very jealous of them, and also so very happy that there are five kitties out there who are living in such a good and loving home.